Just got off the phone with our men and women in blue. Here's what they said to me:
"Our computers are down, so you should call us back tomorrow so we can file a report."
Gee. I'm glad I was only robbed, and not gunned down and left for dead in an alleyway. I'd hate to be that person today. "Sorry, ma'am, but you'll just have to lie there dying in a pool of your own blood - we can't take your report today, because our computers are down."