So now I'm coughing like Ann Elk and chugging no-name brand DM-type cough syrup, which apparently is also a fertility aid. It doesn't say that on the bottle, of course - "Caution: May cause dizziness, nausea, and pregnancy". No, it's just one of those fun facts that I happen to know because I'm a librarian and I know everything! So there.
I'm pretty much ready to go, I just need to throw some clothes into a case and gather up all my (legal) drugs and my reading material and I'll be off, first thing tomorrow morning.
A la prochaine!